How to relax about money

How to relax about money: relax. Your money is not your life! it just seems that way sometimes. True wealth is inside of you. You are safe. Make friends with money. Money is like love - the more you give away, the more comes back. When money flows in for you, it is time to help others. Help them now. Money was invented to be shared. Start a revolution: refuse to believe in recessions. We need to rewrite recession to read: money recess. Remember recess? You got to go outside, kick a ball, and feel free from school. We all need to feel free from money! Take a deep breath. What you are worth is not about money. Relax. You are safe. - Sark, Inspiration Sandwich: Stories to Inspire Our Creative Freedom.

Babe

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 babe: n. aware beautiful womyn who lives life vivaciously and does not take any fucking shit from anyone. As in, “You are a total babe!”

Yer Mom

The whole “yer mom” joke started with Laurel, in the classic “guess what-chicken butt” mentality of second grade. The point was to insert “yer mom” into any given pause, situation, or random moment as possible, giving the speaker “a point” in the big game of life. “Yer mom” also refers to the Great Goddess, and is the most humerous way I know to invoke Her, as well as my actual mom, myself being a mom, and to reclaim all the bad crap put on mom’s through the patriarchal ages. When in doubt, just say “yer mom”.

Boundaries

Boundaries. They are good. Use them. Here’s what our Goddess Oracle has to say, “Durga (Hindu goddess of boundaries) is here to assist you in nurturing wholeness by creating and fixing the limits of your physical space. Establishing clear boundaries is an act of self-love. Having no boundaries gives others the message that you are limitless and want to be treated in a limitless way... Durga says that boundaries are vital because they let others now who you are and where you stand.”